Classified Ad
(2002-09-20 - 8:07 p.m.)

WANTED

Friend With Privileges

Regz Inc., a quality institution of 22 years, requires a female assistant to fill the role of "Friend With Privileges."

The role will involve you participating in random sexual activity with the managing director, with no strings attatched, as and when you both feel horny.

You will be of smart appearance, have a pleasant and warm manner towards people and be ready, willing and able.

No previous experience is necessary, but would be preferred.

You will be paid in kind, with benefits package including:

• An understanding ear to listen to all of your problems
• Warm, strong arms to hold you through the night
• Unconditional friendship for as long as you need it

Potential candidates are reminded that no romantic relationship will be entered into. This role exists purely between friends, for their mutual sexual satisfaction.

Please apply in writing using any of the "contact" links to your left.

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