I Have A Cunning Plan
(10.06.2003 - 3:08 p.m.)

I am convinced that by having sex with an extremely attractive woman, all my problems will be solved. I am sure that in my post-orgasmic haze, everything that I have been worrying about over the past few months will pale into insignificance. I will at once simultaneously banish the tension in my body, the noise in my head, the sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach and the general feeling of inertia that has crept up on me.

Of course, after the act of intercourse is over, all the feelings described above will return. However, I have an ingenious solution to this problem.

I must continue to have sex with extremely attractive women for the rest of my natural life. Or at least until I can no longer keep up the pace. Or anything else.

So, if you are an extremely attractive woman and would like to have sex with me, please use one of the contact links in the menu to the left to get in touch with me. You can be satisfied in the knowledge that you will be bringing eternal peace and happiness to a fellow human being's life.

oOo oOo oOo

In other news, I have been receiving more Mugshots in recent days. This sudden upturn in Mugshot activity is fantastic, and I would like to keep it on the roll that it seems to have worked up to.

Hence, to see the Mugshots of those people that have already participated, and to submit your very own Mugshot, please click here.

It's good to know that there are no bounds to the vanity of us all here at Diaryland. But hey, it's cool to know who's behind the words.

But before I go, are there no guys out there that would like to participate? I am the only guy who has posted a picture here, and it's my own frickin' diary! C'mon fellas, lets put some testosterone back into the Mugshots Project.

Or not. It's really up to you. And, of course, I will continue to be happy to recieve pitures of the mugs of the ladies amongst you.

SEND ME YOUR MUGSHOT!

oOo oOo oOo

I got a hit for 'Pronographic Pictures' today. And no, 'pronographic' is not a spelling mistake.

Who woulda' thunk it? Not only was some silly person (let's face it, some silly guy) expecting some useful results from a search for 'pornographic pictures', but he and I had both made the same spelling mistake.

My spelling mistake was, however, made here in my diary, in relation to me talking about my porn-star name. Hence, I suspect that Silly Guy was sorely disappointed when he hit upon the well-written, intellectual ramblings of an English boy, rather than lots of pictures of Pamela Anderson wearing nothing but her birthday suit.

Ah well. No accounting for taste.

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