(13.06.2003 - 6:07 p.m.)
Following the death of his beloved Evil Robot Leader, Scanzilla, Regz 'The Mutilator' wept, considering how he might be able to avenge his masters death. Just when he thought his brain was about to fry, there was a rush of jet engines and a thrumming of a semi.
Optimus Prime and Starscream!
'What the F---?!', said The Mutilator. 'An Autobot joining forces with a Decepticon?"
'Yes', the old rivals chimed in unison. 'The death of Scanzilla has touched robots the world over. It will never be the same now that he is gone. We must avenge his murder! We've taken time out to come and help you!' Just then, there was the sound of running feet.
'And we'll help you, too!' shouted Dracula, The Mummy, Boba Fett and Abbey Chase. 'All of us have been inspired by the work of Scanzilla. We can't sit by whilst he rots in hell and let his murderer get away with it!'
'Zang!' said The Mutilator. 'Let's Roll! Mr. T. won't know what hit him!'
And with that, the New Model Evil Robot Army (tm) set out, trusting in their own skills, and each other. 'Scanzilla will be avenged! Death to Mr.T!'
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